Scott Lang: [Surrounded by police] Wait I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!
Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?
Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.
Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.
Scott Lang: [Demonstrating his Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time] Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott Lang: Really?
Scott Lang: Good.
[Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]
Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!
Dave: That's witchcraft!
Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave: That's wizardry!
Luis: How'd you do that, bro?
Scott Lang: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.
Luis: [Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!
Scott Lang: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!
Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?
Hank Pym: ...I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.
Scott Lang: ...makes sense.
Hank Pym: Scott, I need you to be the Ant-Man.
Scott Lang: One question... Is it too late to change the name?
Hank Pym: It's a trial by fire, Scott... or in this case, water.
[the bathtub fills with water, and Scott jumps out]
Hank Pym: Guess you're tougher than you thought.
Scott Lang: Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.
Yellowjacket: I'm gonna disintegrate you!
Siri: Playing "Disintegration" by the Cure
[Scott shrinks himself]
Hank Pym: The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it, Scott?
Scott Lang: Who said that?
Scott Lang: [to Hank and Hope] Don't worry, he can't see me.
Sam Wilson: I can see you!
Scott Lang: He can see me...
[scales up, and unlatches helmet]
Scott Lang: Hi, I'm Scott.
Hope Van Dyne: [shocked] Did he just say "Hi, I'm Scott."?
Luis: How serious are we talkin' Scotty?
Scott Lang: [Looking at a safe] It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.
Luis: Wow. Can you crack it?
Scott Lang: Well, here's the thing, it doesn't do so well with cold. Remember what that iceberg did?
Luis: Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.
Dave: Killed everyone.
Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.
[Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers are in a garage with the Winter Soldier whose metal arm is trapped in a vice]
Sam Wilson: This would've been a lot easier a week ago.
Steve Rogers: If we call Tony...
Sam Wilson: He won't believe us.
Steve Rogers: Even if he did...
Sam Wilson: Who knows if the accords will let him help?
Steve Rogers: We're on our own.
Sam Wilson: Maybe not. I know a guy.
Hank Pym: [to Scott] It's not about saving our world. It's about saving THEIRS.
[Scott looks at his daughter]
Hank Pym: [to Scott] Second chances don't come around all that often. I suggest you take a really close look at it. This is your chance to earn that look in your daughter's eyes, to become the hero that she already thinks you are.
Scott Lang: [raises hand] Excuse me, Dr. Pym?
Hank Pym: You don't have to raise your hand Scott.
Scott Lang: [lowers hand] Okay. I just have one question... Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?
Scott Lang: [after going through the key hole successfully] Nailed it!
Gale: [seeing the blown up ant] That is one messed up looking dog.
Yellowjacket: You think you can stop the future? You're just a thief!
Scott Lang: No, I'm the Ant-Man!... I know, it wasn't my idea.
Luis: Yeah, this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to him and he says, y'know: I'm looking for this dude who's mo' unseen, who's flashing this fresh tat, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got? She's like: Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific. And he's like: I'm looking for a guy who shrinks. And I'm like: Daaamn! I got all nervous, 'cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro. So I asked Ignacio: Did bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick, to tell you, to tell me, because I'm tight with that man that he's looking for him?
Scott Lang: And? What'd he say?
Luis: He said yes.
[Hank tells Hope the truth about her mother's death and she comes to terms with it, then Scott interrupts]
Scott Lang: This is awesome. It's awesome. You know, you guys are breaking down walls, you're healing, it's important.
[Hank and Hope stare at Scott]
Scott Lang: I ruined the moment, didn't I?
Hank Pym: Yes, you did, yes.
Scott Lang: [Smiles and points at the kitchen] I'm gonna make some tea.
Scott Lang: Hey, how's your girl, man?
Luis: Ah, she left me.
Scott Lang: Oh.
Luis: And my mom died too. And my dad got deported.
[Scott just stares in awkward silence]
Luis: [Suddenly enthused] But I got the van!
Hank Pym: [Hank walks in on Scott and Hope kissing] When did this happen?
Hope Van Dyne: Nothing's happening.
Scott Lang: Whoa, hold on. Something's kind of happening.
Hank Pym: Well if that's the case, shoot me again.
Scott Lang: I think our first move should be calling the Avengers.
Hank Pym: I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't cute technology like the Iron Man suit! This could change the techs of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky...
Darren Cross: All those years ago, you picked me. What did you see in me?
Hank Pym: I saw myself.
Darren Cross: Then why did you push me away?
Hank Pym: Because I saw too much of myself.
Howard Stark: [to Carson] He just kicked your ass full-size, you really wanna find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?
Darren Cross: [at a function] Imagine a soldier the size of an insect, the ultimate secret weapon...
Hank Pym: [to Hope] You give godlike powers to everyone, it's gonna be chaos!
Hope Van Dyne: So how do we stop him?
Hank Pym: I know a guy...
Cassie Lang: Are you a monster?
Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?
Cassie Lang: [freaks out] I want my daddy!
Yellowjacket: I want him too.
Scott Lang: I love you, Cassie.
[sabotages the Yellowjacket regulator in a kamikaze move]
Luis: Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!
Hope Van Dyne: You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine, right?
Luis: Two smoothie machines.
Hope Van Dyne: [to Scott] The suit has power, and you have to learn how to control it... and these are your greatest allies.
[Scott meets an ant]
Hank Pym: Scott, I've been watching you for a while, now. You're different. Now, don't let anyone tell you that you have nothing to offer.
Scott Lang: We're trapped, now what do we do?
Hank Pym: Do you think that's a toy tank on my key-ring?
Hank Pym: You're throwing 247 off balance.
Scott Lang: Wait, his name is 247?
Hank Pym: He doesn't have a name, he has a number, Scott. Do you have any idea how many ants there are?
Luis: You know what? I was thinking of a tactic. Like when I go undercover. Like a whistling. You know what I am saying? To like blend in.
Scott Lang: No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.
[cut to Luis whistling]
Luis: We're the good guys right?
Scott Lang: Yeah, we're the good guys.
Luis: Feels kinda, kinda weird, y'know.
Scott Lang: Yeah. But we're not done yet...
Scott Lang: We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.
Hank Pym: No, no, no, not those three wombats!
Cassie Lang: Mommy, is daddy a bad man? I heard some grown-ups talking. They said he was bad.
Maggie Lang: No, he's not bad. Daddy just gets confused sometimes, you know?
Hank Pym: Stark!
Howard Stark: He doesn't seem happy. Hello, Hank. You're supposed to be in Moscow.
Hank Pym: I took a detour... Through your defense lab.
[slams a vial of Pym particles on table]
Peggy Carter: Tell me that isn't what I think it is.
Hank Pym: That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. Even for this group, that takes nerve.
Mitchell Carson: You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier...
Hank Pym: I'm a scientist.
Howard Stark: Then act like one. The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed. Help us put it to good work.
Hank Pym: I let you turned me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research?
Mitchell Carson: If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym.
Hank Pym: Ah...
[Pym slams Carson's head into a desk]
Peggy Carter: Easy, Hank!
Hank Pym: You mention my wife again, and I'll show you ferocity.
Howard Stark: [as Carson stares at him] Don't look at me. You said it.
Hank Pym: Do not screw with the regulator. If that regulator is compromised you would go sub-atomic.
Scott Lang: What does that mean?
Hank Pym: It means that you would enter a quantum realm.
Scott Lang: What does that mean?
Hank Pym: It means that you would enter a reality where all concepts of time and space become irrelevant as you shrink for all eternity. Everything that you know, and love, gone forever.
Scott Lang: Cool. Yeah. I'm... If it ain't broke...
Darren Cross: You tried to hide your suit from me, now, it's gonna blow up in your face, and destroy everyone you care about.
Hank Pym: I took on a young protégé called Darren Cross.
Scott Lang: Darren Cross. He's a big deal.
Hank Pym: But before he was a big deal he was my assistant. I thought I saw something in him, a son I never had perhaps. He was brilliant, but as we became close he began to suspect that I wasn't telling him everything. He heard rumors about what was called the Pym Particles, and he became obsessed with recreating my formula. But I wouldn't help him so he conspired against me and he voted me out of my own company.
Scott Lang: How could he do that?
Hank Pym: The board's chairman is my daughter, Hope. She was the deciding vote.
Hope Van Dyne: This bozo here got caught stealing a smoothie machine.
Luis: Two... smoothie machines.
Hank Pym: I formally tender my resignation.
Howard Stark: We won't accept it... formally. Hank, we need you. The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please, don't let your past determine the future.
Hank Pym: As long as I am alive, nobody will ever get that formula.