When their headquarters are destroyed and the world is held hostage, the Kingsman's journey leads them to the discovery of an allied spy organization in the US. These two elite secret organizations must band together to defeat a common enemy.
A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe.
A veteran tracker with the Fish and Wildlife Service helps to investigate the murder of a young Native American woman, and uses the case as a means of seeking redemption for an earlier act of irresponsibility which ended in tragedy.
The last Gunslinger, Roland Deschain, has been locked in an eternal battle with Walter O'Dim, also known as the Man in Black, determined to prevent him from toppling the Dark Tower, which holds the universe together. With the fate of the worlds at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only Roland can defend the Tower from the Man in Black.
With his reputation in tatters after a painfully unsuccessful delivery of a distinguished Japanese client, former triple-A executive protection agent, Michael Bryce, two long years after the disgraceful incident, is now reduced to a mere second-class bodyguard for hire. Under those circumstances, Bryce would do anything to prove his worth once again, and as a result, it won't be long before he accepts an offer from Interpol to escort the renowned international assassin Darius Kincaid from Manchester to the Hague. The task seems simple: Bryce only needs to transport the contract killer from point A to point B, nevertheless, Kincaid, as the only one with the guts and enough hard evidence to testify against a tyrannical Belarusian dictator, is an obvious target, while the trip to the Netherlands is long and hazardous. Without a doubt, this is a race against the clock as the mismatched duo will have to put aside their grudges, in a non-stop concerto for bullets. Written by
There's no subway nor aqueduct in The Hague (where the final chase takes place). See more »
You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
That's not really how that expression works.
That's the beauty of that motherfucker. Life.
Yeah, well... life, I mean, life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.
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At the end of the credits there's an outtake with Ryan Reynolds having to wait for church bells to stop ringing. See more »
This has got to be one of the worst action movies that I have ever
seen. The lead actors are totally wasted on this rubbish, Samuel L
Jackson must be desperate for a paycheck to even think of lowering
himself in parts like these. I don't know why the makers of movies
these days even bother hiring a scriptwriter, as the entire movie is
just one long F**K, or endless variations of the word, they even
managed to cram three 'M***********S' into one sentence! It is strictly
a by the numbers movie, the head of the agency is a masculine looking
woman, the agent assigned to protect Jackson is a woman,the villain has
seemingly thousands of henchmen all willing to die at his bidding,
there is the van chase through the streets, the motorbike chase through
the market,the motorboat chase through the canals....Yawn! If you are
12 years old and like to hear the 'F' word over and over again, or
otherwise totally brain dead, then you will love this mess of a movie.
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