Jay agrees to sub on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league. Phil and Claire finally bond with their neighbors over an offensive statue. Gloria and Mitchell agree to a night out with Haley to prove they're not too old.
Did You Know?
I hope I'm as cool as you guys in thirty years.
Does she think we're fifty?
No, she's just bad at math.
References Valley of the Dolls
Modern Family Main Theme
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