Happy New Year, Charlie Brown [TVG] 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (186 votes) While other Peanuts plan a holiday, Charlie Brown struggles with ``War and Peace.'' Message Board

The Middle [TVPG] "The Cheerleader"  (#1.2) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (21 votes) Frankie organizes a publicity stunt in hopes of saving her job. Message Board

Modern Family [TVPG] "Run for Your Wife"  (#1.6) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (66 votes) Cameron and Mitchell freak out when Lily gets a bump on the head. Message Board

Cougar Town [TVPG] "Don't Come Around Here No More"  (#1.7) 9:30 PM - 10:01 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (37 votes) Grayson makes a bet with Jules that she can't spend a day by herself. Message Board

Eastwick [TVPG] "Magic Snow and Creepy Gene"  (#1.11) 10:01 PM - 11:00 PM The ladies agree never to reveal what they did to Jamie; Joanna tries to help Penny find closure. Message Board

The New Adventures of Old Christine [TVPG] "Honey, I Ran Over the Kid"  (#4.16) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (12 votes) Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party. Message Board

Gary Unmarried [TV14] "Gary and the Trophy"  (#1.18) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.0/10 (11 votes) Gary tries to motivate his bowling team when they make it into the championships. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Amplification"  (#4.24) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (110 votes) The team searches for the source of a deadly virus that is released into the public. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "Help"  (#5.12) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (42 votes) The CSI team investigates when young brides fight over a dress and one of the shoppers ends up dead. Message Board

One Tree Hill [TVPG] "Now Lift Your Eyes to the Sun"  (#7.9) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (20 votes) Brooke gets life-changing news; Nathan is on the verge of signing a new NBA contract. Message Board

Gossip Girl [TV14] "Dan De Fleurette"  (#3.4) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (81 votes) A movie star named Olivia Burke is assigned as Vanessa's roommate at NYU. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Glee [TVPG] "Vitamin D"  (#1.6) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (115 votes) The boys compete against the girls in a mas-hup showdown. Message Board

Glee [TVPG] "Throwdown"  (#1.7) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Sue tries to cause dissension within the glee club; shocking news is revealed. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

The Unit [TVPG] "Johnny B. Good"  (#2.14) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (60 votes) Mack must decide whether to leave a guide behind. Message Board

The Unit [TVPG] "The Water Is Wide"  (#2.15) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (67 votes) The Unit springs into action when a deadly elevator crash occurs and worse trouble seems imminent. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Actress Keke Palmer (``True Jackson, VP''); Justin Bieber performs. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "Gossip"  (#6.1) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (213 votes) Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "The Lover"  (#6.6) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (136 votes) Michael's new girlfriend shocks Pam and Jim. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "Double Date"  (#6.8) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (104 votes) Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "Secret Santa"  (#6.12) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (96 votes) Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party. Message Board

The Jay Leno Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Comic Wanda Sykes; TV personality Rachael Ray. Message Board

A Girl's Life [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Thoughts and experiences of four teenage girls.

P.O.V. [TV14] "Patti Smith: Dream of Life"  (#22.12) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Steven Sebring charts singer Patti Smith's career over 11 years. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "I Keep Coming Up Short"  (#2.11) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 4.4/10 (5 votes) CJ clashes with creditors. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "The Talent Show"  (#5.19) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM Budget cuts put Curtis' firehouse on the chopping block. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Lost and Found"  (#2.5) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 4.7/10 (7 votes) CJ, Curtis and Calvin search for missing Janine. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "With Friends Like These"  (#5.19) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Malik becomes friends with an HIV-positive classmate; Consuela must handle the boutique alone. Message Board

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns [TVPG] "Meet the Liar" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns [TVPG] "Meet the Adoption" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Message Board

Bones [TV14] "Two Bodies in the Lab"  (#1.15) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (192 votes) Brennan winds up the target of a shooting when she tries to meet her date at a local restaurant. Message Board

Bones [TV14] "The Woman in the Tunnel"  (#1.16) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (129 votes) The remains of a filmmaker are found in a ventilation shaft. Message Board

The Truman Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (138102 votes) Cameras broadcast an unwitting man's life. Photos |  Message Board

Gone Baby Gone [R] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (55798 votes) Two private investigators scour the Boston underworld for a kidnapped girl. Photos |  Message Board

Smokin' Aces [R] 10:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (51831 votes) Two FBI agents must protect an entertainer who has agreed to testify against the mob. Photos |  Message Board

True Blood [TVMA] "Burning House of Love"  (#1.7) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (384 votes) Sookie's painful childhood revelation spurs Bill into action. Message Board

True Blood [TVMA] "The Fourth Man in the Fire"  (#1.8) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (385 votes) Sookie tries to hold herself together in the wake of another possible tragedy. Message Board

True Blood [TVMA] "Plaisir D'Amour"  (#1.9) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (341 votes) Bill must pay a steep price for protecting Sookie; Jason and Amy break a taboo. Message Board

Yes Man [PG-13] 6:30 PM - 8:15 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (50762 votes) A man tries to change his life by saying yes to everything. Based on the book by Danny Wallace. Message Board

Death Race [R] 8:15 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (35172 votes) Framed for murder, a convict must compete in a brutal auto race to win his freedom. Photos |  Message Board

The Secret Life of Bees [PG-13] 10:00 PM - 11:50 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5693 votes) Sisters take in a teen who has come to their town to uncover her mother's past. Message Board

Full Color Football: The History of the American Football League [TVPG] The Times They Are a Changin' 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM The new league faces challenges in drawing attention and recognition; the Civil Rights Movement.

Inside the NFL [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (63 votes) NFL news and highlights. Message Board

Full Color Football: The History of the American Football League [TVPG] War and Peace 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The league competes with the NFL for top college prospects; the creation of the Super Bowl.

Voyager [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM A U.S. engineer meets a younger woman on his strange quest in 1950s Europe.

The Cake Eaters [R] 10:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (1605 votes) Two families must heal old wounds when a son comes home. Photos |  Message Board

Practical Magic [TV14] 7:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (18835 votes) Raised by their aunts, two sisters use different means to avoid a family legacy of witchcraft. Photos |  Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Ice-skating follies; giggling babies; parrot. Message Board

Dog the Bounty Hunter [TVPG] "Back Behind Bars"  (#6.9) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM The team tracks an ex-con who is facing a five-year stretch in the big house. Message Board

Dog the Bounty Hunter [TVPG] "The Mystery of Mona Lisa"  (#4.1) 8:30 PM - 9:30 PM Dog tries to help a young female fugitive who has the same birth date as his late daughter. Message Board

Dog the Bounty Hunter [TVPG] "Call Waiting" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (1612 votes) Dog tries to match wits with a target who has been in trouble with the law since he was a juvenile. Photos |  Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "Medicine Man"  (#1.8) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM After Col. John Fortunato suffers a knee injury, Steven Seagal takes him to a Chinese acupuncturist. Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "Student Becomes the Master" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM When a man is beaten by an intruder, the team catches the suspect and works to soothe the community. Message Board

Aliens [TV14] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (155674 votes)    top 250: #54 The survivor of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with soldiers. Photos |  Message Board

I Shouldn't Be Alive [TVPG] "Ice Cave Survivor" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM A skiing trip for a man and his son turns dangerous when a snowstorm hits the mountain. Message Board

I Shouldn't Be Alive [TVPG] "Trapped Under the Ice" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Water drags a man and his son under a freak stretch of ice while they are rafting. Message Board

I'm Alive [TVPG] "Journeys"  (#1.1) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A teen fights pain for seven days as his family smuggles an antivenin into the country. Message Board

Remember the Titans [TV14] 7:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (45926 votes) A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. Photos |  Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Actors Vivica Fox and Calvin Levels; singer Kenny Lattimore. Message Board

Launch My Line "Bare Minimum" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM The designers are taken to an art gallery to find inspiration for asymmetrical evening wear. Message Board

Men in Black II [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (63616 votes) Interstellar agents fight an alien who is in disguise. Photos |  Message Board

Destroy Build Destroy [TVPG] "Brains vs. Balls" 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM The science club and soccer players build fire trucks for an obstacle course. Message Board

Dude, What Would Happen? [TVPG] 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM Conquering the elements; human car-wash; improvements in making popcorn. Message Board

Star Wars: The Clone Wars [TVPG] "Children of the Force"  (#2.3) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (40 votes) Message Board

Teen Titans [TVY7] "The Prophecy"  (#4.7) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (7 votes) The Teen Titans search for answers after Slade returns. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "No Bobby Left Behind"  (#13.5) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (26 votes) Bobby is identified as special at school. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Dia-Bill-ic Shock"  (#13.1) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (37 votes) Unwilling to change his eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes. Message Board

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Police Academy [R] 9:00 PM - 11:15 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (21207 votes) The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits. Message Board

Campbell Brown 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (9 votes) Message Board

Larry King Live 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.8/10 (398 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

Important Things With Demetri Martin [TV14] "Power"  (#1.2) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (19 votes) Demetri Martin explores the topic of power. Message Board

Tosh.0 [TV14] 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM The N64 Kid's web redemption; rollerblading fails; gross things on television. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "My Problem With Popplers"  (#2.18) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (239 votes) The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a new planet. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "A Big Piece of Garbage"  (#1.8) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (270 votes) A 21st-century garbage ball threatens to fall back to Earth. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Pandemic"  (#12.10) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (284 votes) The boys find a way to make money off of the latest global epidemic. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Pandemic 2: The Startling"  (#12.11) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (283 votes) Giant guinea pigs attack the city. Message Board

Most Daring [TV14] "Senior Smackdown 4"  (#6.10) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Message Board

Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura [TVPG] Big Brother 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Jesse Ventura investigates government surveillance of citizens.

Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura [TV14] Secret Societies 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Jesse infiltrates the Bilderberg Group and exposes its well-known members.

Everest: Beyond the Limit [TVPG] "Deadly Countdown" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (247 votes) Astronaut Scott Parazynski and senior citizen Dawes Eddy attempt a history-making summit bid. Photos |  Message Board

Everest: Beyond the Limit [TVPG] "Death Zone Gridlock" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (247 votes) As hundreds of hikers head for the summit at the same time, the day becomes deadly. Photos |  Message Board

Everest: Beyond the Limit [TVPG] "One Last Breath" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (247 votes) As the season comes to a close, the final team heads up the mountain. Photos |  Message Board

Princess Protection Program [TVG] 8:00 PM - 9:40 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (1316 votes) A princess stays with a covert agent and his daughter. Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "The Chronicles of Meap, Parts I & II"  (#2.10) 9:40 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 10.0/10 (5 votes) Phineas and Ferb accidentally knock an alien space craft while playing baseball. Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister; Backyard Aquarium"  (#2.5) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

Hannah Montana [TVG] "You Give Lunch a Bad Name"  (#3.12) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (14 votes) Message Board

College Football Pacific Life Holiday Bowl: Arizona vs. Nebraska 8:00 PM - 11:30 PM From San Diego.

Jonas Brothers [TV14] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Charting the popularity of the Jonas Brothers through interviews with Joe, Kevin and Nick.

Evan Almighty [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (38783 votes) God commands a newly elected congressman to build an ark. Photos |  Message Board

Snacks Unwrapped 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM American-style snacking, from cupcakes and doughnuts to beef jerky and pies.

Throwdown With Bobby Flay "Cocktails"  (#1.9) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM Bobby challenges master mixologist, Tobin Ellis, to a throwdown. Message Board

Throwdown With Bobby Flay "Coconut Cake" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (98 votes) Bobby and a South Carolina chef in a throwdown for the ultimate coconut cake. Message Board

Dinner: Impossible "Amusement Park Adventure"  (#7.3) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1723 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

Hannity 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Commentary and interviews about the day's news.

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.2/10 (72 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

Rocky Balboa [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (59212 votes) Aging Rocky's plan to fight a few small matches escalates into a battle with the world champion. Photos |  Message Board

Rocky Balboa [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (59212 votes) Aging Rocky's plan to fight a few small matches escalates into a battle with the world champion. Photos |  Message Board

Christmas in Canaan [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (39 votes) A white boy and a black schoolmate become friends in 1960s Texas. Message Board

The Christmas Choir [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (66 votes) A homeless man inspires a workaholic accountant to start a choir at a shelter. Message Board

Property Virgins [TVG] 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (58 votes) Message Board

Property Virgins [TVG] "Too Busy to Buy" 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (58 votes) A couple's hectic schedule makes it difficult to buy a house. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) Message Board

Income Property [TVG] 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM

House Hunters International [TVG] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (31 votes) Message Board

Holmes on Homes 10:30 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.9/10 (150 votes) Identifying and fixing disastrous home improvement projects. Message Board

Modern Marvels [TVPG] "The Lumberyard"  (#11.55) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Plywood and pressed wood; exotic woods; recycled and antique wood. Message Board

Jobsite [TVPG] Concrete Countdown 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM A construction crew attempts to pour concrete for a skyscraper's top floor in less than 90 minutes.

Jobsite [TVPG] Overnight Delivery 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A team of FedEx shipping experts races the clock to make deliveries that could save people's lives.

Grey's Anatomy [TV14] "No Man's Land"  (#1.4) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (181 votes) Cristina's encounter with a former nurse, now a patient at Seattle Grace, changes her forever. Message Board

When Harry Met Sally [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (46413 votes) Manhattan careerists take 12 years to fall in love. Photos |  Message Board

Countdown's Favorite Things 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM

The Rachel Maddow Show 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Countdown's 2009 Whack Job Jamboree 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

South Park [TV14] "Christian Rock Hard"  (#7.9) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 8.9/10 (486 votes) Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Here Comes the Neighborhood"  (#5.12) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (340 votes) Wealthy people invade the humble town of South Park. Message Board

Teen Mom [TVPG] "Fallout" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Catelynn's family lashes out; Amber and Gary come to blows; Maci struggles for balance. Message Board

The Real World [TV14] "D.C." 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 4.9/10 (1445 votes) Eight strangers move to Washington, D.C.; the roommates dive into drama. Message Board

Glenn Martin, DDS [TVPG] "The Grossest Show on Earth"  (#1.2) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM Glenn tries to cheer up Conor by taking the family to a roadside circus. Message Board

Malcolm in the Middle [TVPG] "Garage Sale"  (#4.15) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (36 votes) Reese is put in charge of the family garage sale. Message Board

Everybody Hates Chris [TVPG] "Everybody Hates Funerals"  (#1.17) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (34 votes) After her father dies unexpectedly, Rochelle acts as though nothing is wrong. Message Board

Everybody Hates Chris [TVPG] "Everybody Hates Playboy"  (#1.20) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (27 votes) Chris finds Julius' men's magazine and brings it to school. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness"  (#6.11) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (7 votes) George tries to keep Benny and her love apart. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Fishing Cubans"  (#3.9) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft. Message Board

Tango & Cash [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.7/10 (22950 votes) Framed, rival L.A. policemen must work together. Message Board

WGN News at Nine 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

The Notebook [TVPG] 6:00 PM - 8:45 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (85017 votes) A man tells a story to a woman about two young people who become lovers in 1940s North Carolina. Photos |  Message Board

The Notebook [TVPG] 8:45 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (85017 votes) A man tells a story to a woman about two young people who become lovers in 1940s North Carolina. Photos |  Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Manson Murders"  (#3.12) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (8 votes) TAPS investigates Charlie Chaplin Studios. Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Club Dead"  (#5.4) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM The team travels to Ybor City to investigate the abandoned operating rooms of Trelles Clinic. Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Fort Henry"  (#5.17) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Employees and visitors witness strange and frightening events at Fort Henry. Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "I See Dead People..."  (#2.10) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death. Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Death On Arrival"  (#3.1) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM Vikings go berserk; two terrorists blow themselves up; a guy meets a meteor. Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Death Bites!"  (#3.2) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM A frat boy suffers a fart burn; an ex-con gets exterminated; a limp lover goes down hard. Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Up With Death" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (180 votes) Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Putting a Happy Face On"  (#3.1) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (201 votes) Message Board

Deadline U.S.A. [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 9:45 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (711 votes) A big-city editor brings down a mobster, saves his newspaper and reunites with his ex-wife. Message Board

The Left Hand of God [TVPG] 9:45 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (812 votes) A mercenary pilot poses as a priest, deserts a warlord and loves a mission nurse in China. Photos |  Message Board

Más Sabe el Diablo 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Message Board

Niños Ricos Pobres Padres 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (18 votes) Message Board

Victorinos 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (10 votes) Message Board

Police Women of Broward County [TVPG] "Super Hot Blonde"  (#1.5) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Andrea goes under cover to buy crack; Shelunda foils an attempt to kidnap a child. Message Board

Police Women of Broward County [TV14] "Another One Bites the Dust"  (#1.3) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Andrea stops a woman who claims the wind blew marijuana into her bra. Message Board

The Imploders [TVPG] Ten Stories of Solid Steel 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Eric and Lisa travel to Phoenix to destroy the 10-story Qwest Tower.

Man v. Food [TVG] "North Carolina"  (#1.17) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (6 votes) North Carolina; chicken biscuit sandwiches; whole-hog barbecue. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "San Jose"  (#1.15) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM Wings drenched in habanero sauce in San Jose, Calif. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Amarillo"  (#1.1) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (7 votes) Spicy burgers, chicken fried steak and steak challenges in Amarillo, Texas. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Pittsburgh"  (#1.3) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (6 votes) Adam eats a hearty breakfast and a sandwich from Primanti Brothers while in Pittsburgh. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "San Francisco"  (#2.4) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (6 votes) Adam devours a super burrito, humongous sandwiches and a two-gallon sundae in San Francisco. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Charleston"  (#2.3) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (6 votes) Adam Richman journeys to Charleston, S.C. Message Board

The Andy Griffith Show "TV or Not TV"  (#5.23) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (25 votes) A Hollywood writer wants Andy to star in a TV show. Message Board

The Andy Griffith Show "Guest in the House"  (#5.24) 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (20 votes) Helen objects to a pretty friend staying at Andy's. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Ride Scare"  (#8.22) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (40 votes) Al finds a mandatory ride-share program unpleasant. Message Board

Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"  (#8.23) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (48 votes) Al loses his parking space at work. Message Board

High School Reunion Season 3 Preview Special 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Recaps and updates from seasons one and two; a glance at season three.

M*A*S*H [TVPG] "The Gun"  (#4.13) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (37 votes) An injured colonel's showpiece six-shooter is stolen. Message Board

En Nombre del Amor 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Los valores y las tradiciones del viejo M‚xico provincial, y la vida presente de sus caracteres.

Sortilegio 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Una sencilla pueblerina no sospecha que su prometido le miente.

Don Francisco Presenta [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 1.6/10 (10 votes) Entrevistas con personalidades hispanas del mundo del entretenimiento y el deporte. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 2" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 3" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

Tough Love [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM When put on trial for scandalous past dating crimes, the women are horrified and outraged. Message Board